Most Funny Birthday Wishes Ever
Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? Make your friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday message. Not sure what to say? Don’t worry – we have 269+ hilarious wishes that you can send to the birthday boy or girl online on Facebook, email or in a text message. good night husband texts FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES TO SHARE A SMILE 1. “Two older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!” 2. “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?” 3. “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.” 4. “Happy birthd