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Most Funny Birthday Wishes Ever

Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? Make your friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday message.

Not sure what to say? Don’t worry – we have 269+ hilarious wishes that you can send to the birthday boy or girl online on Facebook, email or in a text message.

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FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES TO SHARE A SMILE

1. “Two older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!”

2. “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

3. “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

4. “Happy birthday! You know yo…

Happy Birthday Sister Quotes And Wishes

It’s your sister’s birthday! Whether you’re best friends or fight like cats and dogs, it’s important to send her a thoughtful message on this special day.

Do not worry as we’ve got you covered! Let your sister know how much she means to you by sending her one of our 318+ BEST happy birthday wishes and quotes.

We give you some universal messages, some for older sister, some for a younger sister and some for a sister-in-law as well


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1. “Sister, you mean the world to me. I am one of the luckiest people in the world to have you in my life. Happy birthday!”

2. “Sister, I may not talk to you every day, but you always remain in my thoughts and heart. I celebrate this special day and send you my love. Happy birthday.”

3. “Every day, I find new reasons to be ecstatic that you’re my sister. I love every little thing about you. Happy birthday, sis.”

4. “Dear sister, although we may argue from time to time, you will always be the most important person in my life. I love …